Booze and the effect it has on your judgment

Well last week I was 19... Not bad! I did check for the stick, the dog and the beeping noise when she went backwards. This week I was 22! Again no stick and no beeping. I think I prefer being 22 to 19. A much better age. All seem shocked to know I am 28. Thanks Nivea for keeping my skin soft and youthful ;)

Well Thursday night wouldn't be proper without some VK Red action, however my phone is refusing to connect to the interweb so I can't post any of the pictures just yet.

Here is what you can look forward to:

The old man who had 2 viagra dancing with a girl young enough to be his granddaughter.

My red tongue(obviously)

A random girl who when to Kent College and who came up to me as soon as I was in Davs and said - I've red your blog... she confirmed this by saying she had seen the red tongue shots. F*ck me, I'm famous! Sadly she had no idea how she had got here but it's good to know I am getting some publicity hahahaa!

word to your mother

theflynnmeister